Xbox 360 in Alcoholics Anonymous

Hi, I’m Steve, I'm an Xbox 360, and I’m an alcoholic

I’ve been an alcoholic for about ten months now

For ten months I’ve been in his skinny, dirty, fingerprint leaving clutches

At first I was alone

Then, moved to a crowded apartment complex,

pushed aside by a silver guy, CRT is his name

stuck between two ceaselessly noisy neighbors

on the left a tall, skinny, black guy named Phillip, who is obsessed with extremely noisy music;

on the right a tall, fat, silver guy, named Sylvan, who is obsessed with The Simpsons

below me there is a hot black lady, named Phillip, but we’re not compatible (She uses composite but I use component)

And then there’s me in the center finding myself hating them more and more as time goes by

It’s not that I don’t like music or The Simpsons

I was just destined for greater things

I play games and movies, and even stream music from your computer

I have piñatas for kids

And I have 7 foot tall augmented humans in green armor and seizure inducing light shows for adults.

Eventually I became friends with all of my neighbors

We helped each other realize our potential

They were the ones that convinced me to get into this program

I hope that you can help me quit drinking silicon lube; it isn’t good for my processor